"Xander do you want
to stay back and help me?"
"Are you kidding?"
"Yeah, it's a joke
I made up."
-Willow & Xander-
"My spider sense is
tingling."
"Your... spider sense?"
"Pop culture reference.
Sorry."
-Buffy & Giles-
"To make a vampire
they have to suck your blood. And then you have to suck their blood. It's
like a whole big sucking thing."
-Buffy-
"...he had this really,
really thick neck, and all I had was this little, little exacto knife...
you're not loving this story."
-Buffy-
"I'll just get into
my time machine to the 12th century, and tell the vampires to postpone
their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show."
"At this point you're
abusing sarcasm."
-Giles & Buffy-
"What kind of name
is Buffy?"
"Oh, hi Aphrodesia."
Two unknown school
girls on new girl Buffy.
"The rules are as
follows...you dodge!"
-Coach-
"You took a bath."
"As I often do, I'm
actually known for it."
"That's okay."
"And the weird behaviour
award goes to."
-Xander & Buffy-
"A slayer? Have you any proof?"
"Only that she fought me and yet lives."
"Oh, very nearly proof enough. I can't
remember the last time that happened?"
"1843, Madrid. "
-Master & Luke-
"So, all the city plans are just open to
the public?"
"Well...um...in a way. I sort of stumbled
on to them, when I accidentally decrypted the city council's security system."
" Someone's been naughty."
-Giles, Willow & Xander-
"I once drank an entire gallon of gatorade
without taking a breath."
"It was pretty impressive. Although later
there was an ick factor."
-Xander and Willow-
"You're here again? You kids really dig
the library, don't you?"
"We're literary."
"To read makes our speaking English good."
- Miss Calendar, Buffy and Xander-
"You are a thing of evil for not telling
me this."
-Buffy-
"What if you guys get really, really
intense, and you find out he has a hairy back?"
"No, he doesn't talk like someone who has
a hairy back."
-Buffy & Willow-
"Tell me the truth how's my hair?"
"It's great. Your best hair ever."
-Buffy & Xander-
"He's gone binary on us."
-Buffy on Molloch the corrupter-
"He's in the computer, what could he possibly
do?"
"How about mess up all the medical equipment
in the world?"
"Randomize traffic signals."
"Access launch codes for our nuclear missiles."
"Destroy the world's economy."
"I think I pretty much capped it with that
nuclear missile thing."
"Right, your's was best."
-Xander, Buffy & Giles-
"The one boy that's really liked me, and
he's a demon robot. What does that say about me?"
"It doesn't say anything about you."
"I mean I thought I was really falling..."
"Hey, did you forget the one boy that I've
had the hots for since I moved here turned out to be a vampire?"
"Right, and the teacher I had a crush on
turned out to be a giant preying mantis."
"That's true."
"That's life on the hellmouth."
"Let's face it, none of us are ever going
to have a happy, normal relationship."
"We're doomed."
"Yeah."
(They all laugh then realise that they
actually won't ever be happy.)
-Willow, Buffy & Xander-